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tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

i am so happpppyyyyyyyyyy

this post can cure any disease

IM SO HAPPY

(via pizza)

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Bölüm 3: İstasyon Yönetimi

nightvaleturkce:

Kuzey kutbu, gece yarısı güneşi ile aydınlanıyor. Ay’ın yüzeyi, dünyanın yüzü ile aydınlanıyor. Küçük kasabamız da aydınlanıyor, hemen üzerimizdeki açıklayamadığımız ışıklarla.

Night Vale’e hoşgeldiniz.

Night Vale Gazetesi, ekonomik bunalım ve okuryazar oranındaki düşüş nedeniyle yayınlanma günlerini azaltıp sadece pazartesiden perşembeye yapacaklarını açıkladı. Perşembe Gazetesi artık Haftasonu Baskısı adını alacak, pazarları ise –genellikle önemli gazetelerle dolu olan— gazete standları artık az yağlı sütle doldurulmuş olacak.

Gazetenin yayın yönetmeni Leanne Heart, “Neden süt?” diye sorulduğunda “Haberciliğe tarafsız bir yaklaşım sergilememiz önemli.” dedi.

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Bölüm 2: Parıltı Bulutu

nightvaleturkce:

Çöl engin, hatta uçsuz bucaksız görünüyor, yine de bilim insanları bize bir yerde, şu an bile kar olduğunu söylüyor.

Night Vale’e hoşgeldiniz.

Night Vale Turizm Kurulu’nun “Gezilebilir Night Vale” kampanyası, insanları ailelerini de alıp Radon Kanyonu’nun patikalarında manzara dolu bir gezintiye çıkmalarına teşvik eden posterler ile başladı.

Sloganları mı? “Manzara gerçekten nefes kesici.”

Yakın kasabalardaki polis istasyonları ile donmuş yoğurt dükkanlarına bu posterler asılacak ve promosyon olarak plastik örtüler ve solunum aygıtları dağıtılacak.

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Bölüm 1: Pilot

nightvaleturkce:

Güneşin sıcak, ayın güzel olduğu ve biz uyur taklidi yaparken üzerimizden gizemli ışıkların geçtiği arkadaş canlısı bir çöl halkı.

Night Vale’e Hoşgeldiniz.

Merhaba, dinleyenler. Programa başlarken, kısa bir duyuru yapmam istendi:

Belediye Meclisi, Earl ve Somerset’in köşesinde, Ralph’in Yeri’nin yakınında yeni bir Köpek Parkı açılacağını duyuruyor. Herkese köpeklerin Köpek Parkı’na girmesinin yasak olduğunu hatırlatmak istiyorlar. İnsanların girmesi de yasak.

Köpek Parkı’nda başlıklı suretler görmeniz mümkün.

Onlara yaklaşmayın. Köpek Parkı’na yaklaşmayın.

Etrafındaki tel örgü elektrikli ve bayağı tehlikeli. Köpek Parkı’na bakmamaya çalışın. Özellikle başlıklı suretlere asla bakmayın. Köpek Parkı size zarar vermeyecek.

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lcirayukimura:

animated:
aladdin
the secret of nimh
alice in wonderland
beauty and the beast
anastasia
sleeping beauty
megamind
tangled
horton hears a who
the lorax
atlantis
meet the robinsons
bambi
frozen
a bugs life
pinocchio
finding nemo
up
rise of the guardians
how to train your dragon
snow white and the seven dwarfs
the iron giant
wall-e
ratatouille
antz
paranorman
the jungle book
the emperor’s new groove
mulan
tarzan
coraline
epic
road to el dorado
treasure planet
hotel transylvania
rio
pocahontas
brave
the croods
animated series:
toy story
toy story 2 
toy story 3
monsters inc
monsters university 
the little mermaid
the little mermaid 2: return to the sea
despicable me
despicable me 2
shrek
shrek 2
shrek the third
shrek forever after
the rescuers
the rescuers down under
madagascar
madagascar: escape 2 africa
madagascar 3: europe’s most wanted
movies based off of books:
harry potter: sorcerer’s stone
harry potter: chamber of secrets
harry potter: prisoner of azkaban
harry potter: goblet of fire
harry potter: order of the phoenix
harry potter: half blood prince
harry potter: deathly hallows 1
harry potter: the deathly hallows 2
lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
lord of the rings: the two towers
lord of the rings: the return of the king
the hobbit: an unexpected journey
the hobbit: the desolation of smaug
the green mile
pride and prejudice 
the book thief 
a beautiful mind
dear john
the mortal instruments: city of bones
the hunger games
the hunger games: catching fire
life of pi
atonement
percy jackson: lightning thief
percy jackson: sea of monsters
stardust
the outsiders
the help
the notebook
a walk to remember
the shawshank redemption
forrest gump
the chronicles of narnia: the lion, the witch and the wardrobe
the chronicles of narnia: prince caspian
the chronicles of narnia: the voyage of the dawn treader
comedies:white chicks
21 jump street
freaky friday
the hot chick
just go with it
pitch perfect
the parent trap
she’s the man
mean girls
the goonies
due date
you again
easy a
date night
wedding crashers
superbad
bridemaids
without a paddle
musicals: 
chicago
hairspray
the wizard of oz
sound of music
grease
les miserables
moulin rouge
mary poppins
romance:
27 dresses
sweet home alabama
the holiday
titanic
when in rome 
one day
crazy, stupid, love
ella echanted
leap year
the proposal
remember me
series:
the mummy
the mummy returns
dirty dancing
dirty dancing: havana nights
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl
pirates of the caribbean: dead man’s chest 
pirates of the caribbean: at world’s end
pirates of the caribbean: on stranger’s tides
resident evil
resident evil: apocalypse
resident evil: extinction
resident evil: after life
resident evil: retribution
fast and furious 1
2 fast 2 furious
fast and furious: tokyo drift
fast and furious 4
fast and furious 5
fast and furious 6
the hangover
the hangover part 2
the hangover part 3
james bond: casino royale
james bond: quantum of solace
james bond: skyfall
home alone
home alone 2: lost in new york
home alone 3
home alone: the holiday heist
scary movie
scary movie 2
scary movie 3
scary movie 4
scary movie 5
miss congeniality
miss congeniality 2: armed and fabulous
superheroes:
the avengers
thor
thor: the dark world
iron man
iron man 2
iron man 3
captain america
watchmen
catwoman
x-men
x2
x-men: last stand
x-men origins: wolverine
x-men: first class
the wolverine
man of steel
the amazing spider-man
batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises
green lantern
blade
blade 2
blade: trinity
the league of extraordinary gentlemen
studio ghibli:
the secret world of arrietty [subbed//dubbed]
kiki’s delivery service [subbed//dubbed]
spirited away [subbed//dubbed]
princess mononoke  [subbed//dubbed]
whispers of the heart [subbed//dubbed]
ponyo [subbed//dubbed]
howl’s moving castle [subbed//dubbed]
my neighbor totoro [subbed//dubbed]
castle in the sky [subbed//dubbed]
nausicaa of the valley of the wind [subbed//dubbed]
tim burton:
the nightmare before christmas
sleepy hollow
big fish
alice in wonderland
frankenweenie
beetlejuice
edward scissorhands
charlie and the chocolate factory
dark shadows 

** and you can find many more here and let me know i made mistake somewhere or if one doesn’t work, enjoy ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚

lcirayukimura:

animated:

animated series:

movies based off of books:

comedies:

musicals: 

romance:

series:

superheroes:

studio ghibli:

tim burton:

** and you can find many more here and let me know i made mistake somewhere or if one doesn’t work, enjoy ( ノ^ω^)ノ゚

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Anonymous asked: im feelin down can you help maybe :'(

iguanamouth:

hmmng im not great at talking but heres a list of things that might help 

silly websites

fuckyeahnouns
pointer pointer
jackson pollock painter
spinning people in pizza slice costumes becoming pizzas
ducksarethebest
monoface
heeeeeeeey hooooooooo
eelslap
bees bees bees
theres a dog in this one
koalas to the max (not what it sounds like)
sharkcam

games

this is the only level
burrito bisons revenge 
safety instructions (a typing game that gets really hard and really funny as you progress)
catlateral damage
the endless forest
fl0w

hope one of these can lift your spirits a bit

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bayleegirl1:

I decided to add to my previous masterpost. Enjoy!
School essentials
Solve any math equation!
Alternative to Wikipedia
Studying Masterpost
Surviving College
Teaches Everything!
Flashcards
Master page of learning websites
Cheat (Answers to textbooks; cheaters never prosper!!!)
Reward yourself with kitties!
a way to high marks and be on tumblr the same time.
science translated to english :)
collection of studying mixes
Selfcontrol and various pomodoro method site blockers are extremely helpful when you know you need to shut down your access to distracting websites
Simplynoise, mynoise, rainymood, coffitivity, soundrown, simplyrain,naturesoundplayer, naturesoundsforme are good background voices 
Organizing your time, studying strategies.. etc
Study skills
How to google
Learning how to revise
Improving your revision skills
Learn geography 
Shop books online
Final exams guide
Get motivated to study
Tips for a productive study break
When should I go to bed?
Microsoft word equivalent
Free online books
More free books
Can’t do your homework?
“No homework” excuses
How to get unblocked internet in school (chrome only)
Words to make you seem more intelligent
Write a kickass essay
New games to play (downloads/torrents/some online)
Cave Story +
They Bleed Pixels
LIMBO
Don’t Starve
I Wanna Be The Guy
Starbound
OFF
The Hobbit (SPOILERS for the movies!!)
Potluck (Just a cute little game)
Some Flash Games
More Games (X)
Cookie clicker (And cheat)
Gameboy games with emulator!
Cubefield
Sonny 2 
Cute ghost game
Follow an extremely scary game’s updates before its release (brought to you by the creators of Resident Evil!)
Stickman adventure
Want to Draw?
FireAlpaca (FREE!) (More like PaintToolSAI than it is Photoshop)
Paint Tool SAI (FREE!) (I personally prefer PS, but you guys use what you want!) (Other stuff included in the post)
Drawing References (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X SAI exclusive) (X) (X)
Brushes for SAI (X) (X) (X)
Colour scheme designer
Art Tutorials
Images to alter
Remove backgrounds from images online
Photoshop masterpost (I’m sure there’s more resources than those online, but I just wanted to make it)
Similar to silk weave
Pastel colours
Learn HTML!
Through interactive lessons
Through tutorials (X)
Have some reference (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to make tumblr themes
Theme hunter
See your old themes
A bunch of good sites for HTML
Edit and tinker with these themes (X) (X) (X) (X)
Make yourself something nice
Cursor References!
Master post 
Turn your URL into something suspicious!
Want to Write?
Character Flaws
Body Language (X)
Names!
HUGE masterpost (X) (X) (X)
Writer’s Block? No problem
Writing a Death Scene
Writing a BIO
Music to help you write! (X)
Prompt Generators
Write an Interactive Book!
Word References (X) (X) (X)
Software to write with
Giant Writing Reference Blog
Remember your word!
Random sentence/phrase/word/paragraph generator
Linguistics master post
Fiction writing resource
Name Generator
Emotions vocabulary  
Movies I liked
American Psycho
Romeo + Juliet
Cabin in the Woods (Warning: Scary)
Evil Dead (Warning: Scary and possible trigger warnings of blood)
The Fifth Element
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Idiocracy 
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Old Boy
The Addams Family
Candyman (Warning: Scared me as a child)
Pumpkin Head (Warning: Scary)
Children of the Corn (Warning: Scary)
Corpse Bride
Hobo With a Shotgun
Pulp Fiction
Stepbrothers
Zombieland
Back to the Future , 2 , 3
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey , Desolation of Smaug 
Beetlejuice
Shutter Island
The Princess Bride
Labyrinth (Warning: Might be scary?)
Legally Blonde
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
School of Rock
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil
Donnie Darko
Napoleon Dynamite
Battle Royale
Pan’s Labyrinth 
Disaster Movie
Music-related Shtuffs
Stay happy
Concentrate
Listen to the rain
Stay calm
Program to create MIDIs (Suggestion: use music box versions of the song or a simple 8Bit version if you want this to run smoothly. Otherwise, a lot of spare notes will be in the MIDI and will not play as it should)
Convert to MP4, MP3
Relax (X)
GET HYPED
Fireplace
Play piano
Repeat your songs (just add the watch?v=XXXXXXX at the end or when at a youtube video, add -repeat after youtube; just showing you that the website looks like this and is in Japanese)
Listen to several calming sounds at once (or even a coffee shoppe on fire!)
Want to Read/Need Textbooks?
textbooknova
reddit
bookboon
textbookrevolution
math textbooks
ebookee
freebookspot
free-ebooks
getfreeebooks
bookfinder
oerconsortium
gutenberg project
ebook3000
readanybook
Free audio books
Sad?
Compliments for you (X)
If you’re having a bad day, check out this blog
Quiet place
Need a hug?
Get inspired!
Cut something that’s not real skin
Talk to a robot for no reason
Do something in real life to get it all out
Make everything okay
It is okay friend here is a happy manatee
Make a comfort box
Learn to cope with triggers 
Make some motivational text
See something cute
Learn to love yourself
The Dawn Room (This is so nice, it made me tear up. If you need a reason to live, please look at this)
Puppies on live camera!
Teen hotline
Cute pictures 
Ask/give comfort (X)
Cute things falling asleep
Cute masterpost
Reminder that even videos are edited and even the girl in the magazine/video doesn’t look like that
Even if you’re not sad, this is a good reference to help others who are sad
Cute puppies!
Funny valentines to cheer up a weary soul
DIY
Make a font out of your handwriting!
Arts and crafts stuff
Learn Elvish!
Make your own lipstick
How to balance a checkbook
Learn Korean in 15 minutes
Learn another language
Re-use old T-shirts
Awesome things to do with old bottles
Hair, Makeup, and Clothes
Messy bun tutorial
Different ways to braid
Three-braid updo
Waterfall braid
How to fishtail
Romantic curls
Braid + bun updo
How to do pastel hair
8 ways to wear a bow
4-strand braid
Braided bun
Braided headband
Dutch braid crown
Pin curls!
How to contour
Everyday makeup routine
Lipstick using crayons
Eyeliner ref wow
Filling in eyebrows
Banana facial mask (moisturizes)
Strawberry facial mask (for acne prone skin)
Avocado facial mask (for dry skin)
Yogurt facial mask (for sensitive skin)
List of oils to add to your face masks
Already made masterpost
Clothing references
Eyeliner
Punk rock makeup
Disney eye makeup
Coverup tattooes
How to apply blush
6 makeup tips
Ombre eyeliner
What makeup complements my complexion?
What makeup suits you?
Lipstick tricks
How to do your makeup with a spoon
Easy Makeup Tips You Never Knew About
Fashion, DIY Videos, & Beauty by Ann Le
Transform your scarf into cute dresses!
DIY Skater Skirt
How to Turn your Old Tights into a cute Top DIY
Quick DIY beanie!
DIY Acne Scar Fading Mask + Quick Acne Tips!
DIY Bow Cut Out Leggings
Bow Shorts Tutorial
How to Get Rid of Dark Circles
Make Your Own Pore Strips
FOOD
Hot chocolate using nutella
4 different smoothies
Chocolate chip cookies
Tastiest Starbucks drinks
Best grilled cheese
Winter sore throat tea
Best chocolate cake
Apple pies
Extra fancy garlic bread
French bread pizza
pIE
Muffin in a mug
How to make nutella fudge
Lavender lemonade wow
15 pound homemade snickers bar
Make candy crystal meth
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Cheap & healthy snacks
Every Starbucks drink and pasty
Deliciousfood
Vegans
Yummy recipes!
Best brownie in a mug recipe ever
Microwave Snack Hacks
Random stuffs
Waste some time (X) (X) (X) (X)
Wikipedia Articles (X warning: creepy) (X warning: creepy) (X)
How to be an adult! (Don’t worry, it’s not some stupid conforming bs. It’s a cheatsheet!)
Fake Tweet Generator
Have a stream of your old favourite shows from Cartoon Network
Have a Doctor Who Marathon
Look like a cool hacker in public
Insult people in foreign languages
Text Generator
Wallpapers (X) (X) (X my collection; warning: unsorted and HUGE) (X) (X)
Get more gifs
Watch movies/draw/stuff with your friends!
Weird photo thing using only your cursor
Alternative to bookmarks
My archive of reaction image
Learn how things are made
Mess with a live support team
Tumblr Tags to check out
How to Google correctly
Major tag replacer
50 GB of online storage FREE!
Cosplay molding stuff 
If you’re into kawaii things

bayleegirl1:

I decided to add to my previous masterpost. Enjoy!

School essentials

New games to play (downloads/torrents/some online)

Want to Draw?

Learn HTML!

Want to Write?

Movies I liked

Music-related Shtuffs

Want to Read/Need Textbooks?

Sad?

DIY

Hair, Makeup, and Clothes

FOOD

Random stuffs

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